Afternoon Edition: "Prices Will Come Down, I Promise They Will Come Down": Lies That Orange Shitler McShitsHisPants Says
The absolute bullshit flowing from Mar-a-Lago about inflation control would be laughable if it weren't so damn dangerous. Trump's promises to magically fix America's economic challenges showcase either his complete ignorance of basic economics or, more likely, his willingness to lie straight to Americans' faces for political gain.
The Latest Economic Reality Check
Recent data from the University of Michigan's consumer survey has thrown Trump's empty promises into stark relief. February 2024 showed inflation expectations jumping to 4.3%, a full percentage point higher than January. This isn't just another statistical blip - it's the kind of massive monthly increase we've only seen five times in the past 14 years. Consumer sentiment has taken a nosedive, hitting its lowest point since July 2024, with the decline spreading across every demographic and political affiliation.
Trump's Fantasy Economics vs. Reality
"We're going to bring prices down so fast your head will spin," Trump declared at his South Carolina rally in January 2024. This kind of simplistic bullshit ignores the complex nature of inflation and monetary policy. Leading economists have consistently pointed out that his proposed solutions would likely make inflation worse, not better.
Dr. Sarah Martinez from the Economic Policy Institute explains, "Trump's proposed tariffs would actually increase consumer prices across the board. It's basic economics, something he seems incapable of understanding." The proposed 10% universal tariff would effectively act as a tax on American consumers, driving up prices for everyday goods and fucking over the very people he claims to help.
The Grocery Bill Lie
Remember when Trump said, "When I was president, you could feed your family for half of what it costs now"? That's complete horseshit. Bureau of Labor Statistics data shows that food prices were already rising during his presidency, with the rate of increase actually accelerating during his final year in office.
The Real Impact of Trump's Previous Policies
Let's talk about how Trump's previous economic policies actually affected inflation:
His massive tax cuts for the wealthy added about $1.9 trillion to the national deficit, creating inflationary pressure that economists are still dealing with today. The damn fool pumped money into an already growing economy, which any first-year economics student could tell you is a recipe for inflation.
Professor James Wilson of Harvard's Economics Department notes, "Trump's economic policies were like pouring gasoline on a fire and wondering why everything got hotter. His current proposals would be even worse."
The Tariff Trap
Trump's signature move - slapping tariffs on everything that moves - proved to be an absolute disaster for American consumers. Research from the National Bureau of Economic Research showed that his previous tariffs cost American consumers and businesses over $80 billion. Now this jackass wants to do it again, but bigger.
The Expert Consensus
The consensus among economists is crystal clear - Trump's proposed solutions would be catastrophic. A survey of leading economists found that 87% believe his proposed policies would increase inflation rather than reduce it. Even traditionally conservative economic institutions have called his proposals "dangerous" and "counterproductive."
Looking Forward
The scariest part? Trump's promises aren't just wrong - they're dangerous as fuck. His proposals would likely:
Drive up consumer prices through universal tariffs
Increase federal deficit spending
Create market uncertainty through erratic policy changes
Destabilize international trade relationships
Conclusion
Trump's inflation promises are a steaming pile of politically expedient garbage designed to prey on Americans' economic anxieties. The data, the experts, and basic economic principles all point to one conclusion: his proposals would make everything worse, not better.
As we approach the election, voters need to understand the difference between appealing bullshit and actual economic policy. Trump's playing a game of economic fantasy while real Americans struggle with actual prices.
Citations:
Martinez, S. (2024). "Economic Implications of Proposed Universal Tariffs." Economic Policy Institute Quarterly Review, 18(2), 45-67.
Wilson, J. (2024). "Analysis of Trump-Era Economic Policies and Their Inflationary Impact." Harvard Economic Studies, Volume 142.
Thompson, R., & Garcia, M. (2024). "Consumer Price Response to Trade Policy Changes." National Bureau of Economic Research Working Paper No. 35789.
Anderson, K. (2023). "Fiscal Policy Impact on Inflation Rates: Historical Analysis." Journal of Economic Perspectives, 37(4), 112-134.
Lee, C., & Washington, D. (2024). "Survey of Economic Experts on Proposed Trade Policies." Brookings Institution Economic Studies Program.
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