There's a special place in the pantheon of American lunacy reserved for Alex Jones. The InfoWars founder and professional conspiracy peddler has made a career out of spewing such weapons-grade bullshit that it's honestly impressive his tongue hasn't fallen out in protest. For years, this human megaphone has assaulted our collective intelligence with claims so fucking absurd they make flat-earthers look like MENSA candidates.
I've spent countless hours—hours I'll never get back—diving into the cesspool of Jones's "content" to compile this list of his most ridiculous claims. This isn't just garden-variety nonsense; this is advanced, industrial-strength delusion that deserves to be cataloged, if only as a warning to future generations about what happens when you combine amphetamines, paranoia, and a broadcasting license.
The Sandy Hook Denial Saga: Human Garbage on Display
Let's start with the absolute worst of the worst. For years, Jones repeatedly claimed that the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting was a "hoax" orchestrated by the government. He called bereaved parents "crisis actors" and suggested their children never existed. This isn't just wrong or misguided—it's a special kind of evil that resulted in families who had lost their children receiving death threats and harassment.
"I've watched a lot of soap operas, and I've seen actors before. And I know when I'm watching a movie and when I'm watching something real," Jones said in April 2013.
The devastation this caused cannot be overstated. Parents who had to bury their six-year-old children were then forced to move multiple times to escape the harassment from Jones's followers. In the end, multiple courts ordered Jones to pay nearly $1.5 billion in damages to the families—a financial reckoning that couldn't possibly make up for the hell he put them through but at least established that there are consequences for being the worst person alive.
The Gay Frogs Fiasco: A Meme Is Born
"I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that TURN THE FREAKING FROGS GAY! Do you understand that? I'm sick of being social engineered, it's not funny!"
This unhinged rant from 2015 became one of Jones's most memed moments, but the sheer absurdity of it deserves deeper examination. Was Jones concerned about actual environmental contamination? No. He was suggesting a government conspiracy to make amphibians homosexual as part of some grand scheme to... what exactly? Create an army of gay frogs? Reduce frog reproduction? It's never quite clear.
The irony is that there was a kernel of truth buried under his mountain of manure—certain pesticides can affect hormonal balances in frogs and other amphibians. But instead of discussing actual environmental concerns like a rational human being, Jones twisted this into a screaming fit about gay frogs that revealed more about his own bizarre fixations than any actual conspiracy.
The Child Slave Colony on Mars: Space Madness
In what might be the most spectacular display of detachment from reality, Jones claimed in 2017 that NASA had established a slave colony on Mars where kidnapped children were sent to work.
"We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride," Jones said on his show. "So that once they get to Mars, they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony."
NASA, probably after several exasperated sighs, was forced to issue a statement that, no, there are no humans on Mars at all, let alone child slaves. The fact that a government space agency had to officially deny having an interplanetary child slavery operation shows just how far down the rabbit hole Jones had gone.
The Shapeshifting Reptilian Elites: Lizard People Among Us
According to Jones, many world leaders and celebrities are actually interdimensional reptilian beings who can shapeshift between human and lizard form. These reptilians, he claims, worship Satan and engage in all sorts of nefarious activities.
"I know that there are nonhuman intelligences that are able to shapeshift and use the human race," Jones has said in various broadcasts, suggesting that figures like Hillary Clinton and the Queen of England are actually scaly overlords in disguise.
This batshit theory bears a striking resemblance to the antisemitic tropes of the past, just with a sci-fi veneer slapped on top. It's the same old "secret cabal controlling everything" nonsense that's been recycled throughout history, but now with added scales and forked tongues. The fact that anyone takes this seriously is perhaps the strongest argument against universal suffrage I've ever encountered.
The Obama Weather Control Conspiracy: Stormy Delusions
In 2013, after a devastating tornado hit Moore, Oklahoma, killing 24 people and injuring hundreds more, Jones suggested that the Obama administration might have used "weather weapons" to create the tornado.
"Of course there's weather weapon stuff going on," Jones claimed. "We had floods in Texas like fifteen years ago, killed thirty-something people in one night. Turned out it was the Air Force."
Imagine being so consumed by hatred for a president that you accuse him of creating a deadly tornado to... accomplish what, exactly? Kill random people in Oklahoma? This is the logical endpoint of believing that everything is a conspiracy—even natural disasters become sinister plots in the minds of the perpetually paranoid.
The Pizzagate Promotion: When Pizza Becomes Perilous
Jones was one of the primary promoters of the "Pizzagate" conspiracy theory, which claimed that high-ranking Democratic officials were running a child sex trafficking ring out of the basement of Comet Ping Pong, a Washington, D.C. pizza restaurant. This deranged fantasy culminated in a man entering the restaurant with an assault rifle to "self-investigate" and firing shots.
"When I think about all the children Hillary Clinton has personally murdered and chopped up and raped, I have zero fear standing up against her," Jones said in a video that should have resulted in immediate psychiatric evaluation.
The restaurant didn't even have a basement, a fact that you'd think might give pause to people accusing it of housing an underground child trafficking operation. But facts have never been Jones's strong suit—or even a passing acquaintance.
The Demon Hillary Clinton: Infernal Campaign Coverage
During the 2016 presidential campaign, Jones went beyond mere political criticism and ventured into literal demonology, claiming that Hillary Clinton was not just corrupt or wrong on policy issues, but actually demonically possessed.
"Hillary Clinton is a demon. I'm serious," Jones declared. "I've been told by people around her that they think she's demon-possessed. She smells like sulfur... Obama smells like sulfur. They both smell like sulfur."
This descent into medieval superstition would be laughable if it weren't for the fact that millions of people actually listen to this drivel. Jones wasn't speaking metaphorically—he genuinely wanted his audience to believe that Clinton was an actual, Biblical demon walking among us, emanating brimstone odors. This is what happens when you replace political discourse with exorcism.
The Interdimensional Psychic Vampires: Energy Suckers Extraordinaire
In one of his more esoteric theories, Jones has claimed that many elites are "interdimensional psychic vampires" who feed on human energy and suffering.
"The reason there's so much evil is because it's trying to get the energy," Jones explained in a 2017 interview with Joe Rogan. "These entities feed on death and fear and trauma and suffering."
While this might sound like dialogue from a particularly bad episode of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," Jones presents it as serious analysis of world events. In his cosmology, wars, disasters, and suffering aren't the result of human failings, geopolitics, or natural phenomena—they're orchestrated by invisible vampiric entities that feast on negative emotions. It's a worldview that manages to be simultaneously simplistic and incomprehensible.
The False Flag Mass Shootings: Tragedy Exploitation
Beyond Sandy Hook, Jones has repeatedly suggested that numerous mass shootings and terrorist attacks were "false flags" orchestrated by the government to justify gun control measures.
After the 2017 Las Vegas shooting that killed 58 people, Jones quickly suggested it was an inside job: "This is the modern day Gladio, ladies and gentlemen... it's all coming together... I told you they'd do this."
The cruelty of this particular brand of conspiracy mongering cannot be overstated. Each time a community is ripped apart by violence, Jones swoops in to claim it's all a performance, that the grief-stricken survivors are actors, that the blood spilled was fake. This isn't just stupid—it's actively harmful, preventing real discussions about how to address violence while re-traumatizing victims.
The Chemtrail Crusade: Sky Stripes of Doom
Like many conspiracy theorists, Jones is obsessed with "chemtrails"—the idea that the condensation trails left by aircraft are actually chemical agents being sprayed for nefarious purposes.
"We know there's weather modification going on," Jones has claimed repeatedly. "They're admitting they're putting chemicals in the air, in the water, but it isn't for our benefit."
This particular theory requires ignoring basic atmospheric science in favor of believing that every commercial airline pilot, airport worker, and aircraft engineer is in on a massive secret plot to spray chemicals on an unsuspecting population. The logistics alone would be impossible to coordinate, but that's never stopped Jones from insisting that those white lines in the sky are part of a sinister scheme.
The Human-Animal Chimera Panic: Pig People Among Us
Jones has repeatedly claimed that scientists are creating human-animal hybrids in secret laboratories, often for the purpose of harvesting organs or creating biological weapons.
"You see humanoids, they're like 80 percent gorilla, 80 percent pig, and they're talking," Jones claimed, apparently unaware that 80 percent plus 80 percent equals 160 percent, which is mathematically impossible for any single organism.
While there is legitimate research involving human cells in animal models for medical research, Jones transforms this into grotesque fantasies about talking pig-men and human-gorilla hybrids walking among us. It's as if he gets his scientific information exclusively from viewing "The Island of Dr. Moreau" while extremely high.
The 9/11 Inside Job Insanity: Tower of Delusion
Like many conspiracy theorists, Jones has long maintained that the September 11 attacks were an "inside job" orchestrated by the U.S. government.
"I've studied the government documents, they carried out the attacks," Jones has stated unequivocally, despite the mountain of evidence contradicting this claim.
This theory requires believing that thousands of government employees, investigators, engineers, and witnesses were either in on the plot or too incompetent to recognize it. It requires ignoring the actual perpetrators, who proudly took credit for the attacks. It requires a level of cynicism so profound that it borders on sociopathy, suggesting that the government would murder thousands of its own citizens for political gain.
The Globalist Depopulation Scheme: Population Paranoia
According to Jones, global elites are engaged in a massive conspiracy to reduce the world's population through vaccines, GMOs, fluoride, and other means.
"The globalists are attacking human biology, human DNA, the human body at every single level," Jones has warned his audience countless times. "It is a desperate attack against humanity."
This particular brand of fearmongering is especially harmful because it discourages people from accessing healthcare and preventative medicine that could actually save lives. Jones has made millions selling questionable supplements and "preparedness" supplies by first terrifying his audience with tales of imminent depopulation and then offering "solutions" in the form of overpriced survival gear and pills.
The Crisis Actor Army: Grief Denialism
Building on his Sandy Hook conspiracies, Jones has repeatedly claimed that victims of mass shootings, terrorist attacks, and natural disasters are actually "crisis actors" hired to fake trauma for political purposes.
After the 2018 Parkland school shooting, Jones suggested that survivor and activist David Hogg was "coached" and a "crisis actor," leading to harassment of a teenager who had just witnessed the murder of his classmates.
This might be Jones's most reprehensible recurring theme—the denial of others' suffering and the transformation of tragedy into entertainment. By claiming that victims are actors, Jones provides his audience with permission to dismiss real pain, to treat actual human suffering as just another episode in a grand conspiracy show.
The Y2K Apocalypse Hype: Millennial Meltdown
In late 1999, Jones was one of the loudest voices predicting catastrophe when the calendar turned to 2000, claiming that the Y2K computer bug would lead to nuclear plant meltdowns, power grid failures, and martial law.
"I've never been more scared in my life," Jones told his listeners as the new millennium approached. "We're facing a situation where if just ten percent of the systems go down, we're in deep, deep trouble."
When January 1, 2000 arrived without incident, Jones quickly pivoted to claiming that his warnings had forced the government to fix the problems at the last minute. This pattern—make wild prediction, watch prediction fail, claim credit for preventing disaster—has become a standard move in the Jones playbook.
The FEMA Concentration Camp Fantasy: Detention Delusion
For years, Jones has claimed that the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) has been building concentration camps across the United States in preparation for rounding up American citizens.
"They're building the prisons and camps now, folks," Jones warned his audience in numerous broadcasts. "This isn't a drill. This is the real deal."
Despite numerous investigations debunking these claims—including one by conservative pundit Glenn Beck, hardly a government apologist—Jones has continued to insist that FEMA detention facilities are just waiting to be filled with political dissidents. The fact that this mass roundup never seems to happen doesn't diminish his certainty that it's just around the corner.
The Satanic Hollywood Ritual Claims: Celebrity Devil Worship
Jones frequently claims that Hollywood celebrities and music industry figures participate in elaborate Satanic rituals, often involving sacrifice and other dark practices.
"These people, I'm telling you, Bezos with his little grin, he's looking at us like we're a bunch of natives dancing around in feathers and he's getting ready to remove our brains," Jones said in one particularly vivid rant. "These people are interdimensional demons who are feeding off this energy."
This bizarre fusion of religious paranoia and celebrity gossip serves several purposes in Jones's narrative—it demonizes cultural figures who tend to be more liberal, it reinforces the idea of a satanic conspiracy controlling society, and it provides salacious content to keep his audience engaged. The fact that no evidence of these supposed rituals ever emerges is, in Jones's world, just proof of how powerful the conspiracy truly is.
The Anti-Vaccine Crusade: Immunization Hysteria
Jones has been a vocal anti-vaccine propagandist for years, claiming that vaccines cause autism, contain dangerous chemicals, and are part of a larger plot to sicken or control the population.
"I have the government documents where they said they're going to make people autistic with vaccines," Jones claimed, despite the fact that no such documents exist.
During the COVID-19 pandemic, Jones's anti-vaccine rhetoric reached new heights of absurdity, as he claimed that COVID vaccines were "experimental gene therapy" that would alter human DNA and lead to mass deaths. These claims have real consequences, potentially influencing people to avoid life-saving vaccines based on completely fabricated fears.
The Staged Lunar Landing Lunacy: Moon Madness
Despite overwhelming evidence, including thousands of photographs, independent verification from multiple countries (including adversaries like the Soviet Union), and literal reflectors left on the lunar surface that scientists still bounce lasers off of today, Jones has promoted the idea that the moon landings were faked.
"I personally believe that the moon landings were staged on multiple levels," Jones has said. "They probably went to the moon a few decades before the public mission."
This particular conspiracy theory represents Jones's willingness to reject even the most well-documented achievements of human history if doing so supports his narrative of pervasive government deception. It's a worldview where nothing can be taken at face value, where even humanity's greatest accomplishments must be recast as elaborate hoaxes.
The Bohemian Grove Obsession: Elite Camping Trip Paranoia
Jones gained notoriety in 2000 when he infiltrated Bohemian Grove, an annual gathering of powerful men in Northern California, and claimed to have documented occult rituals involving the sacrifice of effigies.
"I snuck in there in 2000 and took secret cameras in and caught them secreting around a 40-foot owl, sacrificing people in effigy to it," Jones later described.
What Jones actually recorded was the "Cremation of Care" ceremony, a theatrical production that has been documented by numerous journalists over the years. But in Jones's telling, this becomes evidence of occult practices among the global elite, rather than what it actually is—wealthy old men putting on silly robes and participating in elaborate fraternity-style rituals because they think it makes them special.
The Truth About Alex Jones: A Grifter's Masterclass
After examining these twenty examples of Jones's most outrageous claims, a pattern emerges that goes beyond mere conspiracy theorizing. Jones has built a media empire worth millions by combining fear, outrage, and a constant sense of imminent doom—and then conveniently selling "solutions" to the very problems he invents.
During a child custody battle in 2017, Jones's own lawyer described his client's on-air persona as "performance art," arguing that "he's playing a character" and that judging Jones based on his InfoWars persona would be like evaluating Jack Nicholson based on his portrayal of the Joker.
Is Jones genuinely delusional, or is he a cynical con man who recognized that there's serious money to be made in scaring the hell out of credulous viewers? The answer probably lies somewhere in between—a man who started by exaggerating his beliefs for effect and eventually became consumed by his own mythology.
What's truly frightening is not Jones himself—it's the millions of people who take him seriously, who integrate his most outlandish claims into their worldview, who harass grieving parents because Jones told them their children never existed. Jones didn't create the paranoid streak in American culture, but he's exploited it more effectively than perhaps anyone in our history.
In a 2019 deposition for one of the Sandy Hook lawsuits, Jones claimed that he suffered from a "form of psychosis" that made him believe that events like Sandy Hook were staged. "I, myself, have almost had like a form of psychosis back in the past where I basically thought everything was staged, even though I've now learned a lot of times things aren't staged," Jones said.
This rare moment of self-reflection offers perhaps the most accurate diagnosis of what drives Jones's worldview—a profound paranoia that transforms every event, no matter how tragic or straightforward, into evidence of sinister machinations by unseen forces. But psychosis or not, the damage Jones has done is very real, and the fact that he continues to broadcast his delusions to millions is a damning indictment of our media landscape.
The most twisted part of all this? Even as Jones was claiming in court that he suffered from "psychosis" that made him believe Sandy Hook was fake, he continued to push the same narrative on his show. The admission wasn't a moment of growth or change—it was just another performance for a different audience.
And that, perhaps, is the truest thing about Alex Jones: no matter what he actually believes, what he says is always a performance designed to serve his own interests. Whether those interests are financial, egotistical, or driven by genuine delusion hardly matters to those he hurts along the way.
Citations
Somerlad J. 2018. “Alex Jones’s craziest conspiracy theories, from the New World Order to gay frogs” Medium.
Lefler D. 2020 “Alex Jones is Mad as Hell” Austin Daily
Nice summary of human garbage. Bet it took a lonnnng shower to feel clean again.
His obituary isn’t ready yet!
How do these obese vile ugly white men keep ticking???