Batman vs. Peter Hegseth: Able Bodied Wayne Against Drunk Ass Womanzier
The Combatants
In one corner, we have the Dark Knight himself—Batman, the brooding billionaire vigilante who's spent decades striking fear into Gotham's criminal underworld with nothing but his wits, training, and an unlimited black credit card.
In the other corner stands Peter Hegseth—former Fox & Friends host turned Secretary of Defense. A man who once proudly declared he hadn't washed his hands in ten years because "germs aren't real." A bold strategy indeed.
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