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Batman vs. Trump: Trump Gets Fucked By Batman
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Batman vs. Trump: Trump Gets Fucked By Batman

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The Setup

In the grim shadows of Gotham, two titans prepare for battle. On one side, the Dark Knight, protector of the innocent, master detective, and billionaire vigilante. On the other, the 45th and 47th President of the United States, real estate mogul, and reality TV star turned political juggernaut.

Batman v Trump: This is the showdown we actually wanted to see

As Trump steps out of his golden helicopter onto the roof of Wayne Tower, he adjusts his red tie and squints into the darkness. "Where's the Bat? Afraid to face me? Sad!"

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With Preparation

Batman has had two weeks to prepare for this confrontation. During this time, he's analyzed every second of Trump's TV appearances, studied his movements at rallies, and hacked into Secret Service files to understand his security protocols.

Meanwhile, Trump has been tweeting furiously about "Corrupt Batman" and how Gotham would be better with him in charge. His preparatiโ€ฆ

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