Birds Are Not Real: MAGA Thinks They Are Fucking Drones

This requires a heavy amount of drug use to believe

You ever hear someone say, “Birds aren’t real”? No? Good, because it’s one of the most hilariously absurd and stupid fucking things you’ll ever come across. That’s right, there’s a whole conspiracy theory out there claiming that birds—yes, birds—aren’t real animals. Instead, they’re supposedly government drones sent to spy on us. It’s like someone took the paranoia of 1984, sprinkled in a dose of birdwatching, and said, “Let’s make this batsh*t crazy.”

Before we dive into why this theory is complete nonsense, let’s take a walk through the ridiculousness. Spoiler alert: it gets wild.