BREAKING: Donny ShitsBurgers is ButtHurt, Shots Fired From Musk, and Biden Was Probably Mentally Clear
Musk Trump Bromance is Over: Trump Wont Bottom For Musk Anymore
The viscosity of betrayal is thick enough for pancakes as Donaldo Shitsburger whines like a kicked puppy about his former golden boy, Elon MicroDick, turning on him faster than milk left in a hot car. These two narcissistic jackasses, who probably measure their dicks with rulers made of stock prices and Twitter followers, are now locked in a pissing contest that would make middle schoolers cringe.
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