BREAKING: Trump Sucks Putin's WeeWee, MTG Backs Her Ugly Ass Up, and McMahon Gaffs Like a Dumbass
Sorry for the Late Afternoon Bit, But this stuff was too critical not to get out.
TACO Trump is pretending he gives a shit about America While Sucking Putin’s Dick
The stench of desperation wafted through the digital airwaves as Donny McStinkTrump announced his 75-minute call with Putin. Just days ago, he claimed Putin had gone "absolutely crazy" and was "needlessly killing people." Now, after one fucking phone call, they're supposedly making "progress"? The whiplash is enough to snap your goddamn neck.
Let's be crystal fucking clear: Russia INVADED Ukraine. Any Ukrainian "attack" is defense against an aggressor. But here's Turdbucket Trump, framing it like two kids squabbling over a fence line.
"Was a good conversation, but not a conversation that will lead to immediate peace," Trump McFartmaster declared with all the diplomatic nuance of a sledgehammer to the kneecaps. No shit it won't.
The cold reality scrapes against our skin: thi…
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