Canada's Response to Trump and the Tariffs: Donald, Bend Over and Take it in The Ass

In a move that absolutely nobody asked for, former President and current Republican frontrunner Donald Trump has decided to throw a wrench into North American trade relations by threatening massive tariffs on Canadian and Mexican imports. This latest clusterfuck in international relations has prompted Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau to promise an immediate and forceful response if Trump follows through with his batshit crazy plan.

Trudeau: "We're ready with a response - a purposeful, forceful but reasonable, immediate response. It's not what we want, but if he moves forward, we will also act"

The Latest Crisis: What's Actually Happening

Trump, in his infinite wisdom (read: complete lack thereof), has set a Saturday deadline to slap a 25% tariff on Canadian and Mexican imports. His stated reasons? The same old tired bullshit about illegal immigration and fentanyl trafficking. Because apparently, Canada - one of the most stable and law-abiding nations on Earth - is now somehow respo…