Clarence Thomas: It is Time to Retire, Fuckwad.

He is a Muckfondling Twatbadger (Thanks Dr Snarkington)

Clarence Thomas. The name alone should make your blood boil if you give a fuck about fairness, equality, or the future of this country. This guy isn’t just another Supreme Court justice—he’s a goddamn wrecking ball smashing through decades of progress. Whether it’s his bullshit originalist philosophy, his shady connections, or his smug, silent arrogance, Thomas has been fucking America sideways for decades. And now, with a potential Trump 2.0 presidency on the horizon, it’s time to sound the fucking alarm.

Clarence Thomas: The Early Days of Bullshit

Born on June 23, 1948, in Pin Point, Georgia, Clarence Thomas grew up in poverty. Sure, that’s a tough start, but it doesn’t give him a fucking free pass to dismantle the lives of everyone who’s not a rich, straight, white Christian. Raised by his grandfather under strict Catholic values, Thomas emerged as a man with a chip on his shoulder the size of the fucking Grand Canyon.