Constitutional Intelligence 101: How We're Letting Titwaffles Torch American Democracy

Let's face it - we're a nation of political morons. Half of Americans can't even name the three branches of government, for fuck's sake. This isn't just garden variety ignorance - this is weapons-grade stupid, and it's exactly what happens when you spend decades treating education like it's some kind of liberal conspiracy. Dr. Sarah Thompson at Harvard didn't mince words when she called this "a catastrophic failure of civic education" (Harvard Political Review, 2024), but that's putting it too nicely. We've bred a generation of citizens who know more about TikTok dances than how their own damn government works.

Trump's Taking a Sledgehammer to Democracy While His Base Cheers

Jesus Christ, the absolute brass balls on this guy. Trump's out there literally promising to be a dictator - not hinting, not suggesting, but straight-up saying he'll be a fucking …