Coyotes: Why These Fuckers Love Trump

But Wait, There's More....

If you think Trump is hated across the board south of the border, you’re fing wrong. Believe it or not, human smugglers—better known as "coyotes"—are some of the biggest fing Trump stans around as we roll into the 2025 administration cycle. Yeah, you heard me. The guys raking in cash by sneaking people across the U.S.-Mexico border are practically writing love letters to the man. But why? Let’s unpack the stats, the dirty economics, and the political clusterf**k behind it.

Who the Hell Are Coyotes?

Coyotes aren’t actual animals, but they’re just as fing predatory. These are the people paid to smuggle migrants across the U.S.-Mexico border. Whether it’s dodging Border Patrol, guiding people through hellish deserts, or squeezing folks into the back of a fing U-Haul, these smugglers take desperate people’s money in exchange for the chance—and it’s a slim …