Dictator Trump: If You Were His Enemy and Pardoned By Biden, You Are Fucked

Just when you thought American democracy couldn't sink any lower, Donald Trump comes along with a jackhammer to dig through the basement. His latest bullshit claim that he can simply wave his tiny hands and void Biden's pardons for January 6 committee members isn't just wrong – it's a fucking nuclear bomb dropped on what's left of our constitutional order.

The Midnight Meltdown: Decoding Trump's Latest Constitutional Fever Dream

In what can only be described as a coked-up midnight tantrum on his failing social media platform, the former president declared Biden's pardons "VOID" and "VACANT" – as if constitutional powers come with a goddamn return policy. Let that sink in for a moment. A former president is now claiming he can retroactively cancel official acts of his successor. This isn't just moving the goalposts – it's bulldozing the entire fucking stadium and declaring victory in a game no one else is playing.