DOGE: The Dickless Overcompensating Greedy Egomaniac

Let's cut through the bullshit and talk about what's really happening with this "Department of Government Efficiency" nightmare. This isn't just another bland government reorganization – it's a calculated fucking power grab that's making a mockery of our Constitution and democratic principles.

The Shadow Empire

Here's the thing that pisses me off the most: DOGE isn't just badly structured, it's deliberately designed to be as opaque as a brick wall while wielding more power than a damn dictator. They've got these tech bros running around multiple agencies like they own the place, implementing "efficiency measures" that coincidentally seem to benefit their Silicon Valley buddies. It's a goddamn travesty wrapped in bureaucratic paperwork.

And let's talk about their so-called "lean" operation – it's lean alright, lean like a fucking snake ready to strangle …