The hard data doesn't lie, even when our emotions cloud our judgment. I've spent the last three years meticulously cataloging, measuring, and analyzing the behavioral patterns of history's most notorious cult leaders alongside the techniques employed by Donaldo Shitsburger's movement. What emerged wasn't just a few casual similarities—it was a fucking blueprint so precise it sent chills down my spine.
This isn't opinion. This is pattern recognition backed by measurable criteria, historical documentation, and the bitter reality that human psychology remains consistent across decades. Let me break down exactly how Trumpy McButtface's playbook aligns with Jim Jones, David Koresh, Charles Manson, and Shoko Asahara across 12 quantifiable dimensions of cult leadership.
Methodology
Before diving into the comparisons, let me explain my approach. I've identified…
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