Donny ShitChewer Bankrupted a Casino: So Now We Have a Kleptocracy

So if they're brazen enough to sell Trump access through cryptocurrency schemes during their first week back in power, what the fuck are they planning to auction off once they think nobody's looking?

Picture this shit: you're sitting in your living room, watching the so-called leader of the free world giggle like a schoolkid counting lunch money while discussing how many billions he's raking in from his cryptocurrency scam. The image burns into your retinas—Donaldo Shitsburger, grinning that grotesque smirk, admitting on camera that he doesn't know much about his meme coin except that it's making him filthy fucking rich.

This isn't governance. This is a goddamn heist in broad daylight, with the Constitution serving as nothing more than toilet paper for wiping away the evidence. The audacity is so brazen, so completely shameless, that your brain struggles to process the sheer magnitude of the corruption unfolding before your eyes.

The metallic taste of bile rises in your throat as you realize what you're witnessing: the complete commodification of A…