If reality TV producers wrote a show about a billionaire's personal life, they couldn't come up with half the shit that happens in Elon Musk's day-to-day existence. From bizarre baby names to secret children, corporate coups to family feuds, Musk's personal life is a goddamn masterclass in how to keep tabloids in business.
The Baby Name Bonanza
Just when you thought celebrity baby names couldn't get any weirder than "Apple" or "North West," Musk and musician Grimes said "hold my beer" and named their kid "X Æ A-12." The name, which looks like what happens when a cat walks across your keyboard, had to be modified to "X Æ A-Xii" because California law doesn't allow numbers in names. They later had a daughter named "Exa Dark Sideræl," nicknamed Y, because apparently the alphabet is their personal playground.
The naming convention wasn't just a Grimes influ…
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