Elon Musk is a Fucking James Bond Villain

And I will prove it……….

Let’s talk about the internet’s favorite marmite billionaire, Elon Musk—tech overlord, self-proclaimed Martian colonizer, and meme-enthusiast. Now, what if I told you Musk shares a shocking number of traits with Hugo Drax, the billionaire villain from Moonraker, a classic James Bond flick? Yeah, you read that right. The guy shooting Teslas into space has more in common with a silver-screen megalomaniac than you might think.

So buckle up, because we’re diving into this ridiculous comparison. From their big-ass rockets to their dystopian dreams, Musk and Drax seem cut from the same self-aggrandizing cloth. And for those who think Musk is a misunderstood genius? Well, let’s see if Hugo Drax deserves the same credit.

Chapter 1: Big Rockets, Bigger Egos

Elon Musk’s company, SpaceX, is all about making rockets cool again. Reusable Falcon 9? That’s some NASA-b…