Elon Musk is a Fucking Liar: The Complete Tesla Regulatory Credit Playbook

The Mathematical Reality: Tesla's Profit Sources Exposed

Let's cut the bullshit and get right to the numbers. When you look at Tesla's financial statements quarter by quarter, a pattern emerges that most Wall Street analysts conveniently gloss over while they're busy jerking off to Elon DwarfDick's Twitter feed.

Here's the cold, hard truth laid bare:

Look at that shit. For six consecutive quarters from Q3 2019 through Q1 2021, Tesla's regulatory credit sales exceeded their net income. In plain fucking English: if you removed the credit sales, Tesla would have lost money.

The turning point came in Q2 2021 when credits accounted for "only" 31% of profits. Since then, the percentage has continued to decline as Tesla ramped up production and improved operational efficiency. But make no mistake – these credits have been the financial lifeline that kept Tesla afloat during critical growth years.

The tactile reality you can feel in your gut: Without regulatory credits, Tesla would have burned thr…