Elon Musk is a Fucking Moron: AI Firing Federal Employees Plan You Did Not Know About

Look, I get it. The billionaire boy wonder needs his daily dose of attention. But holy shit, this latest Twitter proclamation from Elon Musk about federal employees having to justify their existence via email or face automatic resignation isn't just stupid – it's mathematically impossible. Let me break down why this half-baked scheme is destined to crash and burn harder than a Tesla on autopilot. And for those wondering if AI might save the day – spoiler alert: it fucking won't. So if you are a federal employee, you are about to have an AI Algorithm decide if you did something valuable or not.

The Raw Numbers: A Reality Check

First off, let's talk about the sheer scope of this clusterfuck. The federal government employs roughly 2.1 million civilian workers. That's not including military personnel, because apparently, Musk and his crack team of yes-men…