Elon's Ketamine Chronicles: Depression That Really Seems Like Bipolar Disorder

When Elon PocketPecker announced to the world that he was receiving ketamine treatments for his supposed "depression," I nearly spit out my coffee. The billionaire tech mogul, who spends most of his days tweeting nonsense and tanking his own companies' stock values, wants us to believe he's just another sad sack looking for relief? Give me a fucking break. This was a while back of course. Later of course, I started to work up a profile on him. So I have “concepts of a theory”.

The Convenient "Depression" Diagnosis

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Let's be real here. Elon BiteSized claims he's using ketamine for depression, but the timing is suspicious as hell. His increasingly erratic behavior, mood swings, and bizarre public statements all conveniently get swept under the medical rug of "depression treatment."

It's true that ketamine has shown promising results for treatment-resistant depression. In controlled medical settings, under careful supervision, it's helped people who haven'…