Enrique Tarrio is a Fucking Spineless PukeWaffle

If there's one thing that perfectly encapsulates the absolute clusterfuck that is modern American politics, it's watching Enrique Tarrio, former head jackass of the Proud Boys, getting hauled off by Capitol Police like a second-rate actor in a B-movie political thriller. But let's be real - this isn't just another news story about some dipshit getting arrested. This is a goddamn symphony of irony, playing out in the shadow of the very Capitol his goons tried to storm.

The Theater of the Absurd

Picture this: The same guy who led a group of wannabe revolutionaries in their cargo pants and tactical gear, standing there giving a press conference with Stewart Rhodes like they're some kind of twisted dynamic duo. We have a chosen family member whom we call “Boog” because like a total idiot, he looks just like Tarrio and all his Boogaloo Boys The audacity of these clowns to show up near the Capitol, strutting around like they own the place, is enough to make your blood boil. It's like watching…