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The Disaster of Student Loans: "You Have Zero Power Over Me, LoanHolders." -- Trump
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The putrid ass stench of betrayal wafts through Washington once again. Like a festering puss-filled wound that refuses to heal, the student loan crisis has entered an even more nightmarish phase, courtesy of Donny McStinker. His latest executive order—moving student loans from the Education Department to the goddamn Small Business Administration—is nothing short of a middle finger to the 44+ million Americans drowning in educational debt.
Picture this hellscape: You're navigating the labyrinthine nightmare of student loan repayment while Donny Turdman tosses your financial future to an agency that has about as much business managing student loans as a toddler performing brain surgery. The bitter irony burns like acid—the SBA, which just announced a 40% workforce reduction, will somehow absorb responsibility for trillions in student debt. "This isn't just a transition—it's a demolition…
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