Frosty the Bible-Thumpin’ Anti-Communist of West Virginia (still) has a Lump in His Stockings for Me

And by that I do mean a hard-on, if only in the ideological sense

The West Virginia Senate and House of Delegates is as busy as can be, having drafted its annual slate of resolutions. Many of which are heartfelt bloviations about the 56 memorial bridges and 16 highways or roads they aim to rename or repurpose, along with 25 special days to commemorate and help dictate our deepest meditative concern over some issue they felt good to take the time to grandstand upon.

They would also, however, amid all that, like to repeal the 16th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which established the Federal Income Tax, and also repeal the 17th Amendment guaranteeing the right of citizens to elect senators to the United States Congress—thereby recovering those powers to our state legislatures instead.

If that weren’t enough, in addition to proclaiming fetal personhood, they want to establish the Holy Bible, in all its sixty-six glo…