Christian Facist Republicans: Jesus Was Just A Man, Get That Through Your Skulls, DumbShits

Preface: Stripping Away the Bullshit

Let's cut through the centuries of theological horseshit and ecclesiastical ass-covering that has transformed a flesh-and-blood Jewish prophet into some goddamn cosmic superhero. The evidence—written in the very fucking texts Christians hold sacred—screams one undeniable truth: Jesus was a mortal man, not some divine incarnation immune to death's cold grip. This isn't heresy; it's fucking scholarship.

Chapter I: The Prophetic Tradition - Standing in Moses's Shadow

The Hebrew scriptures don't fuck around when establishing the prophetic lineage. Deuteronomy 18:15 delivers the foundational promise with brutal clarity: יָקִים לְךָ יְהוָה אֱלֹהֶיךָ נָבִיא מִקִּרְבְּךָ מֵאַחֶיךָ כָּמֹנִי אֵלָיו תִּשְׁמָעוּן (Yakim lekha YHVH Elohekha navi mikirbkha me'akhekha kamoni elav tishma'un) - "YHVH your God will cause to stand up for you a prophet from your midst, from your brothers, exactly like me—to him you shall listen."

The Hebrew word נָבִיא (navi) means prophe…