In the Republican Bible, Trump 3:16 States: Rape-Fuck As Many Women As Possible
Introduction
The intersection of religious conviction and political allegiance has never been more exposed than in contemporary American Christianity's relationship with political leadership. At the fucking heart of this tension lies a fundamental question that cuts through centuries of theological scholarship and moral teaching: How do believers reconcile unwavering biblical standards with the messy, complicated reality of human leadership? This isn't some goddamn academic exerciseโit's a raw examination of how sacred texts that explicitly condemn adultery, theft, and sexual assault interface with political choices that seemingly contradict those very principles.
The Hebrew Scriptures and Christian New Testament don't mince words when it comes to marital fidelity, theft, and sexual conduct. Yet modern evangelical Christianity finds itself in the uncomfortable position of defending political figures whose personal conduct appears to violate the very moral foundations these communities claim as non-negotiable. This analysis cuts through the bullshit rationalizations to examine what the biblical text actually says, what it has historically meant, and how contemporary believers navigate this cognitive dissonance.
Biblical Foundations: The Uncompromising Standard
The Seventh Commandment and Its Implications
The prohibition against adultery appears as the seventh commandment in Exodus 20:14: "ืึนื ืชึดื ึฐืึธืฃ" (lo tin'af) - literally "You shall not commit adultery." The Hebrew root ื ืืฃ (na'af) carries a visceral weight that English translations often dilute. This isn't merely about sexual infidelity; it encompasses a fundamental breach of covenant relationship that extends beyond the marital bed into the very fabric of community trust.
The Deuteronomic code expands this prohibition with fucking brutal clarity in Deuteronomy 22:22: "ืึดืึพืึดืึธึผืฆึตื ืึดืืฉื ืฉึนืืึตื ืขึดืึพืึดืฉึธึผืื ืึฐืขึปืึทืชึพืึทึผืขึทื ืึผืึตืชืึผ ืึทืึพืฉึฐืื ึตืืึถื ืึธืึดืืฉื ืึทืฉึนึผืืึตื ืขึดืึพืึธืึดืฉึธึผืื ืึฐืึธืึดืฉึธึผืื ืึผืึดืขึทืจึฐืชึธึผ ืึธืจึธืข ืึดืึดึผืฉึฐืืจึธืึตื" - "If a man is found lying with a woman married to a husband, then both of them shall dieโthe man that lay with the woman, and the woman; so you shall put away the evil from Israel."
This isn't some gentle suggestion about marital harmony. The Hebrew ba'ar (ืืขืจ) means to burn away, to consume utterly, to purge with fire. The text demands the complete eradication of adultery from the community because it represents a fundamental assault on the covenant structure that binds society together.
New Testament Intensification
Jesus of Nazareth didn't soften these standardsโhe made them more demanding. In Matthew 5:27-28, he declares: "แผ ฮบฮฟฯฯฮฑฯฮต แฝ ฯฮน แผฯฯฮญฮธฮทยท ฮฟแฝ ฮผฮฟฮนฯฮตฯฯฮตฮนฯ. แผฮณแฝผ ฮดแฝฒ ฮปฮญฮณฯ แฝฮผแฟฮฝ แฝ ฯฮน ฯแพถฯ แฝ ฮฒฮปฮญฯฯฮฝ ฮณฯ ฮฝฮฑแฟฮบฮฑ ฯฯแฝธฯ ฯแฝธ แผฯฮนฮธฯ ฮผแฟฯฮฑฮน ฮฑแฝฯแฝดฮฝ แผคฮดฮท แผฮผฮฟฮฏฯฮตฯ ฯฮตฮฝ ฮฑแฝฯแฝดฮฝ แผฮฝ ฯแฟ ฮบฮฑฯฮดฮฏแพณ ฮฑแฝฯฮฟแฟฆ" - "You have heard that it was said, 'You shall not commit adultery.' But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart."
The Greek moicheuo (ฮผฮฟฮนฯฮตฯฯ) here carries the same condemnatory weight as the Hebrew na'af, but Jesus extends the prohibition beyond physical act to mental intention. The phrase "ฯฯแฝธฯ ฯแฝธ แผฯฮนฮธฯ ฮผแฟฯฮฑฮน" (pros to epithymesai) - "for the purpose of lusting" - indicates deliberate, calculated sexual objectification. This isn't about fleeting attraction; it's about the predatory mindset that reduces another person to a sexual object for conquest.
The Apostle Paul reinforces this standard in 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, where he lists moichoi (adulterers) among those who "will not inherit the kingdom of God." The Greek construction here is absoluteโฮฟแฝ ฮบฮปฮทฯฮฟฮฝฮฟฮผฮฎฯฮฟฯ ฯฮนฮฝ ฮฒฮฑฯฮนฮปฮตฮฏฮฑฮฝ ฮธฮตฮฟแฟฆ (ou kleronomesousin basileian theou). There's no fucking ambiguity, no gray area, no political exception clause.
The Eighth Commandment: Theft and Deception
Exodus 20:15 states simply: "ืึนื ืชึดืึฐื ึนื" (lo tignov) - "You shall not steal." The Hebrew ganav (ืื ื) encompasses not just physical theft but any form of deceptive acquisition of what rightfully belongs to another. This includes fraud, false business practices, and the manipulation of legal systems for personal gain.
Leviticus 19:11 expands this principle: "ืึนื ืชึดืึฐื ึฐืืึผ ืึฐืึนื ืชึฐืึทืึฒืฉืืึผ ืึฐืึนื ืชึฐืฉึทืืงึฐึผืจืึผ ืึดืืฉื ืึทึผืขึฒืึดืืชืึน" - "You shall not steal, nor deal falsely, nor lie to one another." The progression here is deliberate: theft (ganav), dealing falsely (kachash), and lying (shaqar) form a constellation of deceptive practices that violate the fundamental trust necessary for community life.
Sexual Assault and Consent
The biblical understanding of sexual assault appears most clearly in Deuteronomy 22:25-27, which describes the rape of a betrothed woman: "ืึฐืึดืึพืึทึผืฉึธึผืืึถื ืึดืึฐืฆึธื ืึธืึดืืฉื ืึถืชึพืึทื ึทึผืขึฒืจึธื ืึทืึฐืึนืจึธืฉึธืื ืึฐืึถืึฑืึดืืงึพืึธึผืึผ ืึธืึดืืฉื ืึฐืฉึธืืึทื ืขึดืึธึผืึผ ืึผืึตืช ืึธืึดืืฉื ืึฒืฉึถืืจึพืฉึธืืึทื ืขึดืึธึผืึผ ืึฐืึทืึผืึน" - "But if a man finds a betrothed young woman in the countryside, and the man forces her and lies with her, then only the man who lay with her shall die."
The Hebrew chazaq (ืืืง) means to seize forcibly, to overpower, to use strength to dominate. This is the biblical word for sexual assaultโforcible, non-consensual sexual contact. The text makes clear that the woman bears no guilt because she was overpowered: "ืึฐืึทื ึทึผืขึฒืจึธื ืึนืึพืชึทืขึฒืฉึถืื ืึธืึธืจ ืึตืื ืึทื ึทึผืขึฒืจึธื ืึตืึฐื ืึธืึถืช" - "But you shall do nothing to the young woman; there is in the young woman no sin deserving of death."
Historical Interpretation and Application
Patristic Perspectives
The early Church Fathers understood these biblical prohibitions as absolute moral imperatives. John Chrysostom (c. 349-407 CE) wrote extensively on the damage adultery inflicts on both individual souls and community fabric. In his Homilies on Matthew, he declares that adultery "dissolves nature, ruins the whole house, and destroys the relationship of kindred." His Greek is uncompromising: adultery is "ฯฯฯฮตฯฯ ฮดฮนฮฌฮปฯ ฯฮนฯ" (physeos dialysis) - a dissolution of the natural order itself.
Augustine of Hippo (354-430 CE) in his De Adulterinis Conjugiis (On Adulterous Marriages) argues that adultery represents a fundamental breach of the fides (faithfulness) that binds not only marriage but all human relationships. For Augustine, marital infidelity becomes a metaphor for humanity's faithlessness toward Godโmaking the sin doubly damning.
Medieval Synthesis
Thomas Aquinas (1225-1274) in his Summa Theologica categorizes adultery under sins against justice (peccata contra iustitiam) because it violates the exclusive sexual rights inherent in marriage. Aquinas argues that adultery is "intrinsece malum" (intrinsically evil) because it violates the natural law written into creation itself. His Latin is precise: adultery is contra naturam matrimonii (against the nature of marriage) and therefore admits no exceptions or justifications.
Reformation Intensification
Martin Luther's understanding of adultery was, if anything, more severe than his Catholic predecessors. In his commentary on Exodus, Luther writes that adulterers deserve death not merely as civil punishment but as divine judgment: "Gott will, dass die Ehe heilig und rein sei" (God wills that marriage be holy and pure). Luther's German carries a visceral intensity that reflects his conviction that sexual infidelity represents rebellion against God's created order.
John Calvin, in his Institutes of the Christian Religion, describes adultery as a sin that "pollutes and corrupts the whole body" (totum corpus polluit et corrumpit). Calvin's Latin terminology emphasizes contamination and corruptionโadultery doesn't just harm the individuals involved; it spreads moral decay throughout the community like a fucking disease.
Contemporary Evangelical Theology
The Inerrancy Problem
Modern evangelical Christianity built its identity around biblical inerrancyโthe belief that Scripture contains no errors in its original manuscripts and provides the ultimate authority for faith and practice. This doctrine, formalized in documents like the Chicago Statement on Biblical Inerrancy (1978), creates an uncomfortable theological bind when it comes to political leadership.
If the Bible is inerrant and authoritative, then its prohibitions against adultery, theft, and sexual assault cannot be dismissed or minimized based on political expedience. The evangelical who claims biblical authority while supporting leaders who violate biblical sexual ethics faces a fundamental contradiction that strikes at the heart of their theological system.
The "Cyrus Exception"
Some evangelical leaders have attempted to resolve this tension through what might be called the "Cyrus Exception"โthe argument that God can use morally flawed leaders to accomplish divine purposes, just as he used the Persian king Cyrus to restore the Jewish exiles (Isaiah 45:1). This interpretation cites the Hebrew designation of Cyrus as mashiach (ืืฉืื) - "anointed one" - to suggest that moral character is irrelevant to divine calling.
But this interpretation fundamentally misunderstands the biblical text. Cyrus was not a covenant member bound by Jewish law; he was a foreign ruler whom God used for a specific historical purpose. The biblical standards for covenant community leadersโparticularly those found in Deuteronomy 17:14-20 and 1 Timothy 3:1-7โdemand moral integrity as a prerequisite for legitimate authority.
The Pragmatic Heresy
Perhaps the most damaging rationalization is pure pragmatismโthe argument that political outcomes justify supporting morally compromised leaders. This approach treats biblical morality as negotiable based on perceived political benefits, essentially reducing Scripture to a tool for achieving temporal power rather than the authoritative word of God.
This pragmatic approach represents what might be called a functional heresyโnot a denial of orthodox doctrine but a practical rejection of biblical authority when it conflicts with political desires. It transforms Christianity from a faith community bound by divine moral standards into a political constituency willing to compromise those standards for perceived advantage.
The Personal Conduct Question
Adultery as Character Revelation
Biblical understanding views adultery not as an isolated moral failure but as a revelation of fundamental character flaws that inevitably manifest in other areas of life. If a person cannot keep faith with their spouseโthe most intimate and sacred human relationshipโhow can they be trusted with public responsibility?
Proverbs 6:32-33 makes this connection explicit: "ืึดืืฉื ื ึนืึตืฃ ืึตืฉึถืืช ืึฒืกึทืจึพืึตื ืขึนืฉึถืื ื ึทืคึฐืฉืืึน ืืึผื ืึทืขึฒืฉึถืื ึธึผื ื ึถืึทืข ืึฐืงึธืืึนื ืึดืึฐืฆึธื ืึฐืึถืจึฐืคึธึผืชืึน ืึนื ืชึดืึธึผืึถื" - "Whoever commits adultery with a woman lacks understanding; he who does so destroys his own soul. Wounds and dishonor he will get, and his reproach will not be wiped away."
The Hebrew chasar lev (ืืกืจ ืื) literally means "lacking heart"โreferring not to emotion but to the moral center that governs decision-making. The text argues that adultery reveals a fundamental deficiency in moral reasoning that affects all areas of life.
The Testimony Problem
For evangelical Christians, personal testimony carries enormous weight. The concept of martyria (ฮผฮฑฯฯฯ ฯฮฏฮฑ) in the New Testament refers to the witness one's life bears to the truth of the Gospel. When religious communities support leaders whose lives contradict biblical moral standards, they compromise their own testimony and undermine their moral authority to speak on other issues.
Paul's instruction in 1 Timothy 3:7 that church leaders must "have a good testimony among those who are outside" (ฮผฮฑฯฯฯ ฯฮฏฮฑฮฝ ฮบฮฑฮปแฝดฮฝ แผฯฮตฮนฮฝ แผฯแฝธ ฯแฟถฮฝ แผฮพฯฮธฮตฮฝ) recognizes that moral credibility is essential for effective spiritual leadership. How can Christian communities maintain moral authority on issues like abortion, same-sex marriage, or family values while supporting leaders who violate the most basic biblical standards for sexual conduct?
The "Grab Them by the Pussy" Problem
Biblical Perspective on Sexual Assault
The 2005 Access Hollywood tape revealed statements that, by any reasonable biblical standard, describe sexual assault: "I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything... Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything."
This description aligns precisely with the biblical understanding of chazaq (ืืืง)โusing position and power to force sexual contact without consent. The phrase "I don't even wait" indicates the absence of consent, while "you can do anything" reveals the predatory mindset that biblical law explicitly condemns.
The evangelical response to these statements has been largely dismissiveโcharacterized as "locker room talk" or excused as past behavior irrelevant to current leadership. But biblical standards admit no such exceptions. Sexual assault is sexual assault, whether described in Hebrew, Greek, or crude English.
The Silence of the Shepherds
Perhaps most damaging has been the silence or active defense from evangelical leaders who have spent decades preaching about sexual purity and moral standards. Leaders who condemned Bill Clinton's adultery with Monica Lewinsky suddenly discovered nuance and complexity when confronted with more extensive and documented patterns of sexual misconduct from a Republican president.
This selective moral outrage represents what Jesus himself condemned as hypocrisyโhypokrisis (แฝฯฯฮบฯฮนฯฮนฯ) in Greek, literally meaning "acting" or "playing a part." The religious leaders who condemned sexual immorality when it was politically advantageous while excusing it when politically inconvenient have revealed themselves as moral actors playing roles rather than authentic servants of biblical truth.
Gaining political power for the price of denying his values was a temptation Jesus himself faced after his 40-day fast. Americaโs conservative Christian movement ignores this exampleโthey instead favor an ends will justify the means approach to politics. And we certainly havenโt seen any adulterous Christian politicians following Christโs advice to address their lust by plucking their eyes out.
Theological Implications
The Scandal of Particularity
Christianity has always grappled with the scandal of particularityโthe idea that universal truth must be embodied in specific, flawed human beings and institutions. But there's a difference between accepting human frailty and actively celebrating or defending behavior that contradicts core biblical principles.
The doctrine of common grace suggests that God can work through flawed individuals, but this doesn't mean believers should support or defend sinful behavior. Romans 6:1-2 explicitly rejects the idea that grace permits continued sin: "ฮผแฝด แผฯฮนฮผฮญฮฝฯฮผฮตฮฝ ฯแฟ แผฮผฮฑฯฯฮฏแพณ, แผตฮฝฮฑ แผก ฯฮฌฯฮนฯ ฯฮปฮตฮฟฮฝฮฌฯแฟ; ฮผแฝด ฮณฮญฮฝฮฟฮนฯฮฟ" - "Shall we continue in sin that grace may abound? Certainly not!"
The Prophetic Tradition
Biblical prophets consistently condemned political leaders who violated moral standards, regardless of their political effectiveness or popularity. Nathan confronted David about his adultery with Bathsheba (2 Samuel 12:1-14), despite David's success as a military leader and king. Elijah challenged Ahab's injustice in the Naboth incident (1 Kings 21:17-24), despite Ahab's political achievements.
The prophetic tradition demands that moral standards transcend political calculations. Prophets spoke truth to power not because it was politically expedient but because divine moral standards admit no exceptions for temporal authority.
Ecclesiological Consequences
The church's compromise on sexual morality in political leadership has broader ecclesiological implications. When religious communities abandon biblical moral standards for political advantage, they transform from prophetic voices calling society to higher standards into political constituencies seeking temporal power.
This transformation fundamentally alters the nature of the church from a ekklesia (แผฮบฮบฮปฮทฯฮฏฮฑ)โa called-out community living by different standardsโinto a political action committee baptized with religious language. The result is the domestication of Christianity and the loss of its prophetic edge.
The Cognitive Dissonance Crisis
Psychological Mechanisms
The psychological mechanisms that allow religious voters to maintain support for leaders who violate their stated moral principles reveal the power of tribal identity over theological conviction. Cognitive dissonance theory suggests that when deeply held beliefs conflict with behavior or allegiances, people tend to rationalize rather than change.
In this case, the rationalization takes several forms: minimizing the significance of sexual misconduct ("character doesn't matter for political leadership"), emphasizing policy outcomes over personal behavior ("he's fighting for our values"), or engaging in "whataboutism" ("Democrats are worse"). Each represents a psychological defense mechanism that protects political allegiance at the expense of moral consistency.
Scapegoating sexual and gender minorities provides another psychological defense to excuse sexual misconduct by political leaders. Christian politicians at all levels of government will brush off stories about the planks in their own eyes by decrying the supposed sexual immorality of LGBTQ+ people. Queer people, whether Christian believers or not, are often expected to follow the churchโs sexual ethicโa sexual ethic the church itself refuses to follow.
The Compartmentalization Strategy
Many evangelical voters resolve the tension through compartmentalizationโseparating political choices from religious convictions as if they operated in different moral universes. This strategy allows individuals to maintain strict sexual morality in their personal lives and church communities while supporting leaders who violate those same standards in the political realm.
But biblical worldview admits no such compartmentalization. Deuteronomy 6:4-9 calls for shema (ืฉืืข)โa unified hearing and response that integrates faith into every aspect of life. The compartmentalization strategy represents a fundamental departure from biblical thinking that treats faith as one sphere of life rather than the organizing principle for all of life.
Historical Parallels and Precedents
The German Church Struggle
The support of German Christians for Adolf Hitler provides a sobering historical parallel. Many German evangelical leaders supported Hitler not because they agreed with his racial ideology but because they believed he would restore German moral values and resist communist atheism. They compartmentalized their support, focusing on perceived political benefits while minimizing or ignoring moral and theological problems.
The Barmen Declaration (1934), written by the Confessing Church, explicitly rejected the idea that political expedience could justify compromising biblical truth: "Wir verwerfen die falsche Lehre, als kรถnne und mรผsse die Kirche als Quelle ihrer Verkรผndigung auรer und neben diesem einen Worte Gottes auch noch andere Ereignisse und Mรคchte, Gestalten und Wahrheiten als Gottes Offenbarung anerkennen" - "We reject the false doctrine that the church could and should recognize other events, powers, forms, and truths as sources of revelation alongside this one Word of God."
The Constantinian Shift
The embrace of political power by the church under Constantine (c. 272-337 CE) created enduring tensions between Christian moral standards and political expedience. While Constantine's conversion brought immediate benefits to Christian communities, it also began the process of domesticating Christianity and subordinating spiritual authority to temporal power.
The Constantinian shift represents the eternal temptation of religious communities to seek influence through political alliance rather than prophetic witness. When churches become junior partners in political coalitions, they inevitably compromise their moral authority and prophetic voice.
Contemporary Manifestations
The Prosperity Gospel Connection
The prosperity gospelโthe teaching that God wants believers to be wealthy, healthy, and successfulโprovides theological justification for supporting wealthy political leaders regardless of their moral character. If material success indicates divine blessing, then wealthy leaders must be blessed by God despite apparent moral failures.
This theology directly contradicts biblical teaching about the relationship between wealth and righteousness. Jesus' statement that "it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God" (Matthew 19:24) suggests exactly the opposite relationship between wealth and divine favor.
The Fear Factor
Much evangelical support for morally compromised political leaders stems from fearโfear of cultural change, fear of losing religious freedom, fear of becoming a minority voice in an increasingly secular society. This fear drives believers to support leaders who promise protection, regardless of their personal character or moral fitness.
But biblical faith calls believers to trust God rather than political leaders for protection and provision. Psalm 146:3-4 warns: "ืึทืึพืชึดึผืึฐืึฐืืึผ ืึดื ึฐืึดืืึดืื ืึฐึผืึถืึพืึธืึธื ืฉึถืืึตืื ืืึน ืชึฐืฉืืึผืขึธื ืจืึผืืึน ืชึตืฆึตื ืึธืฉึปืื ืึฐืึทืึฐืึธืชืึน ืึทึผืึผืึนื ืึทืืึผื ืึธืึฐืืึผ ืขึถืฉึฐืืชึนึผื ึนืชึธืื" - "Do not put your trust in princes, nor in a son of man, in whom there is no help. His spirit departs, he returns to his earth; in that very day his plans perish."
The Way Forward
Recovering Prophetic Voice
For American Christianity to recover its moral authority and prophetic voice, it must be willing to apply biblical standards consistently, regardless of political affiliation. This means calling out sexual immorality, financial corruption, and abuse of power whether it comes from Democrats or Republicans, liberals or conservatives.
The prophetic tradition demands that moral truth transcend political calculation. When churches subordinate biblical standards to political expedience, they lose their distinctive voice and become mere echoes of secular political movements.
Embracing Marginality
Perhaps most importantly, American Christianity must embrace its growing marginality rather than seeking to maintain cultural dominance through political alliance. The early church's greatest influence came not from political power but from prophetic witnessโliving lives so transformed by divine grace that they attracted others to the faith.
The pursuit of political power as a means of cultural influence represents a fundamental misunderstanding of how Christianity spreads and grows. The Gospel should advance through love, service, and sacrificial witness, not through political domination or cultural coercion.
Conclusion
The tension between biblical sexual morality and contemporary evangelical political support reveals a crisis of theological integrity that strikes at the heart of American Christianity. When religious communities abandon or compromise biblical moral standards for perceived political advantage, they undermine their own foundation and forfeit their prophetic authority.
The biblical witness is clear and uncompromising: adultery is sin, theft is sin, sexual assault is sin. These moral categories admit no political exceptions, no pragmatic justifications, no utilitarian calculations. They represent divine standards that transcend human political systems and call believers to a higher way of life.
The choice facing American Christianity is stark: will it be a prophetic voice calling society to biblical standards of justice and righteousness, or will it be a political constituency willing to compromise those standards for temporal power? The answer to that question will determine not only the future of American Christianity but its credibility as a witness to divine truth in a watching world.
The biblical God demands integrity, justice, and righteousness from leaders and followers alike. Any theology that compromises these standards for political expedience represents not authentic Christianity but a sanitized civil religion that bears the Christian name while abandoning its prophetic soul. The time has come for American Christianity to choose between the Gospel and political powerโit cannot serve both.
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This should be posted on X. Those MAGA idiots canโt argue with these facts. Those mega โ Christianโ churches that claim Trump is the second coming need to read this and be reminded what their scriptures really mean.
Trump 19:11 โ "You shall steal, deal falsely, and lie to one another." It feels like itโs been deemed a categorical imperative at the White House.