Hey Republicans, Jesus Would Tell You To GET FUCKED With No J-Lube

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A Biblical Evisceration of Christian Nationalist Horseshit

The notion that Jesus Christ would support Donald Trump represents the most spectacularly ass-backwards theological clusterfuck in the history of American Christianity. This isn’t just wrong—it’s so fucking wrong it achieves a kind of artistic wrongness, like watching someone try to fuck a light socket while claiming they’re following electrical safety protocols. To suggest that the radical Palestinian Jew who dedicated his life to confronting power, wealth, and religious hypocrisy would somehow endorse a pussy-grabbing, lying, money-worshipping, immigrant-demonizing shitstain like Trump requires a level of biblical illiteracy so profound it should come with its own fucking disability placard.

The Economic Jesus: Enemy of Everything Trump Represents

Let’s start with the most obvious shit: Jesus …