Hey Republicans Your Fuckweasel's Ratings are Circling the Drain, Like His Dirty Ass Shit-Diaper

You know what keeps me up at night: How the fuck is nearly half the country still buying into this steaming pile of authoritarian bullshit when the numbers are screaming that this presidency is a goddamn disaster?

Holy fucking republican cum on a cracker, where do I even begin with this colossal clusterfuck? Here we are, watching Donald Caligulump's approval ratings nosedive faster than a lead balloon filled with concrete and despair, and yet somehow this orange shitstain is still managing to con nearly half the fucking country into thinking he's doing a decent job. As of today, 44.9 percent of Americans approve of Donald Trump and 51.4 percent disapprove. That's a net approval rating of -6.6, and that's just the beginning of this fucking nightmare.

Let me paint you a picture so vivid you can taste the bitter disappointment and smell the acrid stench of democratic decay like the messy shit he just passed into his diaper. The numbers don't lie, even when this bloated sack of lies tries t…