“I am like a really smart person” — Donny “TitWaffle” Trump

Alright, let’s talk about Donald Trump—the man, the myth, the orange enigma—and more specifically, his cognitive decline over the past decade. Love him or hate him, we’ve all seen the interviews, the rally rants, and the incoherent word salads that leave you wondering, “What in the actual fuck did he just say?” This isn’t just about political differences; this is about watching a man’s brain go from “fire and fury” to something closer to “blender on the fritz.”

The Early Days: Trump in His Prime (Well, Sort Of)

Back in the 1980s and 1990s, Trump was sharp—in a sleazy real estate mogul kind of way. He was quick with his words, savvy with media, and could bullshit his way through anything. His interviews with Larry King or Barbara Walters showed a guy who, while full of himself, could at least string sentences together without sounding like he was chokin…