Is Melania Trump Finally Ready to Say “Fuck This” and Divorce Donald?
Shakes Her Magic 8 Ball - All Signs Point To Yes...
Let’s face it: Melania Trump leaving Donald has been the subject of whispered speculation and loud-as-hell memes for years now. People have been asking, “When is Melania going to pack her designer bags, grab her kid, and get the fuck out?” From her infamous hand swats to her distant glares, the signs have been there for a while. So, what’s the deal? Is she sticking it out for some strategic reason, or is she genuinely biding her time before she says “Bye, Don”?
Here, we’ll dig into the reasons why Melania might finally be ready to call it quits, the shitshow of a relationship we’ve all witnessed, and what this could mean for the former First Couple. Buckle up—this one’s going to be messy.
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