It Has Been a Bad Week So Far For Musk: He Just Can't Win (And We Don't Want Him To).

In the pantheon of overrated tech bros who've managed to fail upward with alarming consistency, Elon Musk stands alone on his self-constructed pedestal. The man who once claimed he'd colonize Mars now can't even manage to keep his Twitter—sorry, "X"—platform functioning properly, all while Tesla's stock plummets faster than a SpaceX rocket with faulty engineering. And now he's juggling his crumbling empire while playing government bureaucrat with his buddy Trump? Jesus fucking Christ, what a shitshow.

The Impossible Act of Balancing: You Can’t Run All the Things At Once

The image of Elon Musk sighing deeply before admitting with "great difficulty" that he's struggling to balance his numerous business ventures with his newfound role in the Trump administration speaks volumes. No shit, Sherlock. Running Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink, and X (the platform forme…