Kash Patel: The Cuckolded Tiny Wee Wee J Edgar Hoover Who Peddles QAnon
Let's cut through the bullshit and talk about the absolutely mind-boggling situation we find ourselves in with Kash Patel's potential nomination as FBI Director. This isn't just another political appointment - it's a goddamn nightmare scenario that threatens the very foundation of federal law enforcement in America.
The Man, The Myth, The Mess
First off, who the hell is Kash Patel? This guy's resume reads like a fever dream of right-wing fantasy. He started as a public defender in Florida (okay, fine) before somehow ascending to positions of actual power, including roles in the National Security Council and Pentagon during Trump's first rodeo. But here's where shit gets weird - this dude wrote a children's book trilogy featuring "King Donald" (no, Im not fucking kidding either) and characters like "Hillary Queenton." I'm not making this up, folks. This is the person being considered to lead the fucking Federal Bureau of Investigation.
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