KFC Just Dumped Kentucky: "What's the matter Colonel Sanders...CHICKEN?!?!?!"

Wendy puts on her straw hat, and preps to make fun of conservatives.

Well, well, well... if this ain't the biggest corporate "screw you" since Mitch McConnell discovered his spine was actually made of overcooked mac and cheese! KFC - you know, that place that literally has KENTUCKY in its goddamn name - just announced they're ditching their home state faster than a conservative senator denying their Grindr profile.

After 95 freaking years of calling Kentucky home, these corporate colonels are hauling ass to Texas, because OF COURSE they are. Nothing says "we've lost the plot" quite like moving to the state where they're too busy banning books to keep their power grid running. That's right - the company that put Kentucky on the global fast-food map is leaving the bluegrass behind for the lone star state, joining all those California conservatives who t…