Kristi Noem: The Noemosexual Puppy Snuff Film Killer
The acrid smell of constitutional collapse hangs over the Department of Homeland Security like the stench of rotting meat in summer heat. Kristi Noem—the dog-murdering, pathologically lying, reality TV cosplaying piece of shit now running America's most critical security apparatus—represents everything fucking wrong with this administration's approach to governance. This isn't just incompetence; it's a deliberate assault on the rule of law wrapped in leather jackets and fifty-thousand-dollar Rolexes while families are torn apart and children are scarred for life.
The taste of bile rises in your throat when you realize that the same woman who shot her fourteen-month-old puppy because it wasn't "suitable for training" is now determining the fates of millions of immigrants and refugees. The metallic tang of blood seems to follow her everywhere—first from Cricket's corpse, now from the constitutional rights she's systematically butchering with the same cold calculation she used to pull tha…
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