Last Time PissDrinking CuntPunching Cockgoblin Republicans: DONALD TRUMP IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!!!

You know what keeps me up at night: If a man will burn down democracy itself to hide his secrets, what the fuck did he actually do? Well let me tell you. He did a ton of shit. With Epstein. And more than once. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK HE IS TRYING TO BURY IT NOW?

The stench of desperation reeks like week-old fish guts baking in the Florida sun, and it's emanating straight from the fucking Oval Office. We're watching a master class in psychological projection so goddamn transparent that even a lobotomized sea slug could see through this horseshit charade. Donaldo EpsteinDickSucker has spent the better part of a decade building his political brand on the promise of exposing elite pedophile pizzagate rings, screaming about draining swamps and hunting down sick fucks who prey on children. LIKE HIMSELF. But now? Now that the Epstein files are knocking on his door like the Ghost of Christmas Shit-Stains Past, our orange overlord is shitting his diapers by the minute like a cockroach when so…