Lauren BoobyBert Opens Her Sewer of a Mouth: USAID Funds Politico...But Wait, There's More

Representative Lauren Boebert, the walking embodiment of Dunning-Kruger effect, has once again demonstrated her remarkable talent for being absolutely fucking wrong about everything. This time, she's targeting USAID and Politico with conspiracy theories so stupid they'd make a flat earther blush.

The Baseless Claims

In her latest attempt to stay relevant after her Beetlejuice-themed public groping scandal, Boebert has decided to waste taxpayer time and money by launching an investigation into what she calls "deep state" funding of Politico through USAID. The sheer goddamn irony of this situation would be hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic.

The congresswoman, who seemingly gets her facts from the same place she got her GED (on the third try), claimed that $8 million in taxpayer money was inappropriately funneled to Politico through some shadowy governmen…