Leon Musk: Tweaker, Stoner, Shroomy, KetaMan....Here Comes The Science

Adderall, Psyobilicn, Marijuana, Ketamine

Can you smell the burnt cannabis. The metallic taste of ketamine dripping down the back of your throat. The dry, sandpaper mouth from adderall. The kaleidoscopic visual fractals of psilocybin mushrooms warping reality before your eyes. Welcome to the neurochemical rollercoaster that Elon MicroTool has apparently strapped himself into—a multi-substance adventure that's less "expanding consciousness" and more "what happens when you throw every neurotransmitter system in your brain into a fucking blender, like a Cincinnati Butt-Plug.”

When a billionaire with nuclear codes to Twitter and potential Mars missions starts regularly abusing a cocktail of psychoactive substances, we should probably pay attention. Not because his behavior is particularly special—plenty of people develop polysubstance use patterns—but because the consequences ripple far beyond his own dissolving gray matter. His neurological deterioration becomes everybody's problem when he's making decisions that affect global ma…