Lori Chavez-DeRemer: The Ass-Rimmer of the Labor Department

You know what keeps me up at night: How the fuck does this salad tosser manage to piss off literally everyone while claiming to represent workers' rights?

The stench of political bullshit hangs thick in the air when you start digging into the absolute goddamn trainwreck that is Lori Chavez-DeRemer's appointment as Secretary of Labor. This isn't just another boring Cabinet confirmation—this is a full-blown circus of contradictions, backstabbing, and corporate ass-kissing that makes your typical political drama look like a fucking Sunday school picnic.

Picture this: you've got a woman who somehow managed to lose her own fucking election while simultaneously getting handed one of the most powerful labor positions in the country. The irony tastes like copper pennies and broken promises, doesn't it? The whole goddamn situation reeks of that particular brand of Washington insider trading where principles get bought and sold like fucking baseball cards.

The PRO Act Betrayal That Made Conservatives Lose Their Shit

Let's start with the clusterfuck that really got everyone's panties in a twist—Chavez-DeRemer's support for the PRO Act. This piece of …