MAGA Self Sucking CuntStomped Dickweasels: Right Into Their Own Willing Mouths

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You know what keeps me up at night: How the fuck do you survive when your greatest enemy turns out to be the mirror staring back at you, because all you have been doing is self sucking your way through a conspiracy theory that points to your Messiah, Donald AssLicker Caligulump?

The acrid smell of political gunpowder fills the air, and for once, it's not coming from the usual suspects. No, this time the smoke is billowing from deep within the bowels of MAGA headquarters, where the faithful have turned their weapons inward and are systematically blowing each other's fucking brains out over a dead pedophile and a bunch of files that apparently don't exist.

Ok, Republicans: Can you AssFuckled Cocksuckers Get Us The Epstein Files Or Not?

Welcome to the most delicious political clusterfuck of the decade, where Donaldo Shitsburger's own movement has decided to feast on its own entrails like some kind of cannibalistic ouroboros high on methamphetamine and conspiracy theories. The "enemy of my enemy is my friend" mentality that once held this ragtag collection of fasci…