MAGAs, Get This Through Your Fucking Skull: Criteria for the Presidential Medal of Freedom

Because all of you whiny crybabies are bitching about who gets one and who does not.

Let’s talk about the Presidential Medal of Freedom—the highest civilian award in the United States. It’s a big fucking deal, given to people who’ve done some serious shit to better the world, inspire others, or just straight-up change the game in their field. But how does someone actually land one of these shiny ass medals? Let’s break it down: the methodology, the reasons, and the criteria for handing out this prestigious piece of metal.

What the Fuck is the Presidential Medal of Freedom?

Established in 1963 by President John F. Kennedy, the Presidential Medal of Freedom is a way to recognize exceptional contributions to the country—without requiring someone to, you know, save lives on the battlefield. This medal honors civilians (and sometimes military folk, too) who’ve gone above and beyond in areas like:

• Public service

• Arts and culture

• Science and tec…