In a recent interchange, the twatwaffle skank that is indeed Marjorie Taylor Greene, told journalist Marth Kelner of Sky News to “Go Back to your country.” Kelner then responds with"From the U.K.,", to which Greene replies: "OK, we don't give a crap about your opinion and your reporting."
There is the rank stench that follows Georgia Rep. Marjorie HoldenHer Groin. It's not just the usual reek of corruption and backdoor deals that permeates everywhere she walks. No, this is something far more putrid—the noxious blend of outlandish conspiracy theories, naked opportunism, and unfiltered hatred that follows Georgia's 14th district representative like a cloud of flies around a festering wound. This is all on top of the fact that she is an unrepentant Christian adulteress who was unfaithful to her husband, more than once, and for her own gratification.
Marjorie ToxicHymen Greene. Even typing her name makes my fingers feel dirty, like I've just rummaged through a dumpster behind a seafood restaurant in August. Since bursting onto the national stage in 2020, she's transformed from a CrossFit-obsessed businesswoman into the physical embodiment of America's political decay—a walking, talking cesspool of the worst impulses festering in our national psyche.
From CrossFit Gym to Congressional Cesspool
The journey of MTG from gym-dwelling conspiracy theorist to congressional representative reads like a cautionary tale about America's political system written by someone with a particularly dark imagination. In 2020, she clawed her way into Congress riding a wave of Trump fanaticism and QAnon bullshit so thick you could spread it on toast.
But before she was poisoning national discourse from the House floor, Greene was allegedly busy with other activities. According to reports that she vigorously denies, she was engaged in extramarital affairs with two men at a CrossFit gym in Alpharetta, Georgia. The tabloid-worthy details describe trysts with a "tantric sex guru" named Craig Ivey and a gym manager named Justin Tway back in 2012. The same year, she filed for divorce from her husband Perry, though they eventually reconciled before finally calling it quits for good a decade later in December 2022.
The sordid details of her personal life would be irrelevant if not for the deafening hypocrisy they reveal. Here stands a woman who positions herself as a defender of "traditional family values" while allegedly doing the horizontal CrossFit with gym buddies. The stench of that hypocrisy is enough to make your eyes water.
Her rise to political prominence stinks just as badly. Before her congressional career, Greene was busy contributing to a fringe website called American Truth Seekers, where she happily wallowed in the putrid swamp of QAnon conspiracy theories. For those blessed enough to have avoided this particular brain parasite, QAnon centers around the deranged belief that an anonymous figure called "Q" is revealing secrets about child trafficking operations supposedly run by Democratic politicians and global elites.
It's the kind of batshit lunacy that should disqualify someone from operating heavy machinery, let alone writing national legislation. But in the political climate cultivated by Donald Shitsniffer during his presidency, it became a perverse asset.
The Conspiracy Buffet: All You Can Swallow
If QAnon were Greene's only dive into the conspiracy cesspool, that would be disturbing enough. But like a glutton at an all-you-can-eat buffet of bullshit, she couldn't stop herself from gorging on every deranged theory available.
The 2019 Christchurch massacre that left 51 innocent Muslims dead? According to Greene's twisted mind, it was a "false-flag operation" designed to undermine American gun rights rather than an act of white supremacist terrorism. The bitter taste of using murdered worshippers as props in her deranged political narrative seems not to have registered on her palate.
The September 11 terrorist attacks that ripped through the American consciousness like a jagged blade, leaving a wound that still hasn't fully healed? Greene happily picked at that scab too, promoting conspiracy theories questioning the official account of that terrible day. The sound of her voice desecrating the memory of nearly 3,000 victims is like nails on a chalkboard to anyone with a functioning moral compass.
And then there were the school shootings. Those horrific tragedies that have left parents clutching their children's unworn clothes, inhaling fading scents of their lost babies while sobbing on bedroom floors? Greene had the audacity to suggest some might have been staged. Try to imagine the texture of that kind of cruelty—it's like sandpaper on an open wound, abrading the raw grief of parents who've suffered the most unimaginable loss.
But the pièce de résistance in her smorgasbord of insanity has to be the "Jewish space lasers." In a 2018 Facebook post that reads like it was written after a three-day meth binge, Greene suggested that the deadly Camp Fire in California was deliberately started using laser or beam technology by "Jewish elites" working with California's governor and PG&E to clear land for a high-speed rail project.
Let that sink in. While Californians were fleeing for their lives, homes burning around them, the acrid smoke filling their lungs and stinging their eyes, Greene was spinning a tale so deranged it would make a tinfoil hat seem like sensible headwear. The antisemitic overtones added a particularly rancid flavor to this conspiracy stew, one that carries the rotten historical echo of blood libel that has led to centuries of persecution.
The Holocaust and Other Historical Tragedies: Just Props in Her Performance Art
When not busy blaming catastrophic wildfires on orbital Jewish death rays, Greene found time to compare COVID-19 mask mandates in Congress to the persecution of Jews during the Holocaust. Because apparently, being asked to wear a thin piece of cloth over your face during a global pandemic that has killed millions is exactly like being forced to wear a gold star before being shipped to a death camp.
The historical ignorance is staggering, like watching someone try to compare a paper cut to an amputation. It's not just wrong—it's wrong in a way that reveals a moral vacancy so profound you could drop a bowling ball into it and never hear it hit bottom.
To her credit (words I never thought I'd write about MTG), she did eventually apologize for these specific comments. But like a dog returning to its vomit, she couldn't help herself from continuing to use Nazi analogies for vaccine mandates, referring to healthcare workers encouraging vaccination as "medical brown shirts."
The taste of such comparisons is bitter and foul—like biting into food that's long past its expiration date. It poisons the cultural conversation and desecrates the memory of history's greatest atrocities, all to score cheap political points.
The Big Lie and the Bigger Hypocrisy
Following Donald McShitface's defeat in the 2020 presidential election, Greene enthusiastically embraced and amplified the corrosive falsehood that the election was stolen through fraud. "I will not certify a stolen election," she proudly declared in a January 3, 2021 social media post, despite there being no credible evidence of systematic election fraud.
She was among the 139 House Republicans who voted against certifying the 2020 presidential election results during the Electoral College vote count on January 6, 2021—a process that was interrupted by the violent insurrection at the Capitol.
Yet when it came to explaining that dark day in American democracy, Greene's story changed more often than a chameleon on a disco floor. Sometimes she blamed left-wing groups like Antifa and Black Lives Matter rather than Trump supporters. In one particularly reality-bending post, she questioned how Trump supporters could have been behind the attack: "If the #Jan6 organizers were Trump supporters, then why did they attack us while we were objecting to electoral college votes for Joe Biden?"
As recently as November 2023, she maintained on Donny McButtstain Jr.'s podcast: "I fully believe they were Antifa/BLM rioters." The sound of these lies is like a broken record playing at top volume—irritating, impossible to ignore, and making meaningful conversation impossible.
Interestingly, after Trump's victory in 2024, Greene suddenly stopped making election fraud accusations. The smell of this hypocrisy is pungent, like walking past a poorly maintained portable toilet on a hot summer day.
Political Carnival Barker
In Congress, Greene has proven herself to be less a legislator and more a carnival barker, constantly seeking attention through increasingly outlandish performances. During a House Homeland Security Committee meeting on April 25, 2023, she publicly accused Democratic Representative Eric Swalwell of having an affair with a Chinese spy, derailing proceedings meant to focus on Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas.
Even Fox News—not exactly known for its criticism of Republican firebrands—noted that Greene's comments "sidetracked that conversation." When you're too disruptive for Fox News, you've crossed a line that most didn't even know existed.
Her legislative record is as empty as her moral compass. After Democrats took the unusual step of voting to remove Greene from her committee assignments in February 2021 due to her past rhetoric and associations, she was effectively neutered as a lawmaker during her first term.
When Republicans gained control of the House in the 2022 midterm elections, Greene's committee positions were restored, giving her renewed influence that she's used primarily to create spectacle rather than serve her constituents.
In May 2024, she attempted to remove Republican Speaker Mike Johnson from his leadership position, a move that highlighted both internal Republican Party tensions and Greene's willingness to torch her own party's house just to watch the flames. The crackling sound of burning bridges has become her signature melody.
The Violent Rhetoric: Words That Taste Like Blood
Perhaps most disturbing in Greene's political repertoire is her endorsement of violence against political opponents. Before her congressional career, she made social media posts endorsing violence against prominent Democratic officials including former President Barack Obama, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
In one 2019 Facebook video, she accused Pelosi of treason, which Greene noted is "a crime punishable by death." The metallic taste of such rhetoric is unmistakable—it's the taste of blood, of violence waiting to happen.
In a 2020 Facebook post before her election, Greene shared an image of herself holding an assault rifle alongside pictures of Democratic Representatives Rashida Tlaib, Ilhan Omar, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with the caption "Squad's Worst Nightmare." The image burns itself into your retinas like looking directly at the sun—painful, damaging, impossible to unsee.
This violent imagery was part of the reason Democrats cited when voting to remove her from committees in 2021. Yet rather than recognizing the danger of such rhetoric in an already fractured national climate, Greene has continued to position herself as a victim of persecution, the sound of her self-pitying whines like nails on a chalkboard.
The Staying Power: Why Won't She Go Away?
Despite her catalog of offenses that would fill a library of lunacy, Greene won her 2024 reelection by a substantial margin of nearly 30 percentage points. She ran unopposed in the Republican primary, indicating her firm hold on Republican voters in her district.
How is this possible? The answer tells us something profoundly disturbing about our current political moment. Greene isn't an anomaly—she's a symptom of a deeper disease infecting American politics, one where performance trumps policy, where outrage is more valuable than outcomes, where truth is whatever you can get people to believe.
In her district, the taste of political polarization is sharp and acidic, like biting into a lemon. The texture of tribal politics is rough and abrasive, scraping away at the possibility of common ground. The smell of fear—fear of the other, fear of change, fear of losing cultural dominance—hangs heavy in the air, a miasma that Greene expertly manipulates.
Her supporters don't see the conspiracy-mongering lunatic that others observe. They see someone who "tells it like it is," who "fights for them," who "stands up to the establishment." The fact that she's actually fighting phantoms of her own imagination doesn't seem to register.
America's Mirror
As much as we might want to dismiss Marjorie A. Nellsecks as an aberration, a political freak show that doesn't represent who we are as a nation, the uncomfortable truth is that she serves as a mirror—reflecting back aspects of America that many would prefer not to see.
The paranoia, the embrace of conspiracy over complexity, the willingness to demonize the other, the substitution of performance for substance—these are currents running through our national conversation that Greene has simply learned to ride like a surfer on a wave.
The texture of this realization is uncomfortable, like wearing a shirt made of coarse wool on sunburned skin. It chafes at our national self-image. We want to believe we're better than this, that we wouldn't elevate someone with such a tenuous relationship with reality to a position of power. But the evidence suggests otherwise.
The Future: What Comes Next?
What comes next for Marjorie VyeBrater Greene and the political movement she represents is uncertain. But the trajectory is concerning. Having tasted the intoxicating cocktail of attention, power, and influence that comes from being maximally outrageous, there's little incentive for her to change course.
If anything, the incentives all push in the opposite direction—toward even more extreme statements, even more outlandish conspiracies, even more divisive rhetoric. It's a feedback loop of foulness, each new outrage generating more attention, more donations, more support from a base that has been conditioned to equate derangement with authenticity.
The sound of that future is cacophonous, a discordant symphony of competing conspiracy theories drowning out the more complex melodies of actual governance. The smell is putrid, like political decomposition accelerating. The taste is bitter, the dregs of democratic discourse.
Conclusion: The Warning We Need to Heed
isn't just a problem because of her specific beliefs, though they are dangerous enough. She represents something more fundamentally threatening to democratic governance—the complete abandonment of shared reality as a prerequisite for political participation.
When facts become optional, when conspiracy theories carry the same weight as documented events, when science and expertise are dismissed in favor of whatever narrative feels good in the moment—governance becomes impossible. Democracy requires a certain epistemic foundation, a common set of facts from which we can debate solutions.
Greene and those like her have taken a wrecking ball to that foundation, leaving us to try to build policy on quicksand. The sensation is disorienting, like trying to walk a straight line on the deck of a ship in a storm.
The tragedy is that while Greene plays her political games, real people suffer the consequences. Real policies go unmade. Real problems go unsolved. The taste of that neglect is like ash in the mouths of those waiting for government to address their needs.
If there's a silver lining to the dark cloud that is Maya Buttreeks Greene's congressional career, it's that she has made the threat visible. Like a fever that alerts us to infection, her presence in Congress serves as a warning sign of the illness afflicting our body politic.
The question is whether we'll heed that warning, or whether we'll dismiss the fever while the infection spreads, the sound of our collective denial drowned out by the approaching footsteps of others just like her, or even worse.
Citations:
Farris, D. 2025 “A running list of Marjorie Taylor Greene's controversies” The Week.
CNN. 2025 “'Go back to your country': Marjorie Taylor Greene snaps at British journalist” Video Feed.
Phillip, C. 2025 “Marjorie Taylor Greene Snaps at Reporter to 'Go Back to Your Country' After She's Asked About Hegseth Group Chat Scandal” People Magazine.
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