Megyn Kelly is a Human Piece of Shit

There's something uniquely infuriating about watching someone fail upward. And nobody—absolutely fucking nobody—has failed upward quite like Megyn Kelly.

From her bigoted "Santa is white" rants to her disastrous NBC tenure that ended with a $69 million golden parachute for spouting racist garbage, Kelly has mastered the art of monetizing controversy while pretending to stand on principle. She's not just a hypocrite; she's a dangerous one—a wolf in journalist's clothing who's spent years poisoning public discourse while claiming to be one of its guardians.

The White Christmas Crusader

Remember December 2013? While most of us were hanging ornaments and buying gifts, Kelly was on Fox News engaging in the most pressing debate of our time: making damn sure everyone knew Santa Claus is white. Yes, really. This highly educated attorney and "serious journalist"…