Mike Johnson: Today is Your F*cking Day, So Let Us Do a Retrospective

Because Mike Johnson is an Idiot.

Let’s talk about Mike Johnson—a man whose political career has been as messy as a dropped plate of spaghetti at a family dinner, where years later you find a smudge of sauce on the wall. Before he strutted into the role of Speaker of the House, he was just another right-wing Congressman doing what they do best: stirring the pot, pissing people off, and doubling down on polarizing policies. Buckle up for this shit, because Wendy does NOT like this person, and neither should you.

Early Days in Congress: Enter the Chaos

Mike Johnson stepped into Congress in 2017, representing Louisiana’s 4th District. This right off should tell you something out of the gate. His state of origin does not have a good track record. Grumble…mumble…David Duke….Grumble..Mumble….KKK National Director. Did I just say that out loud? Oops. Sorry. So back to Mike Johnson. A lawyer …