Trump Wants to Ship US Prisoners to El Salvador's ShitHole
Holy shit! Trump's pushing to dump American inmates into El Salvador's notorious mega-prison! "I'd love that," he gloated aboard Air Force One, practically salivating over Bukele's offer to warehouse US citizens in that concrete nightmare for a damn fee.
The stench of hypocrisy is suffocating! While legal experts scream this is absolutely fucking prohibited, Trump blathers about "horrible criminals, American grown and born" like they're disposable trash.
Meanwhile, El Salvador's prison is a sweltering, overcrowded pit where bodies are packed like rotting sardines. This isn't justice—it's a grotesque cash grab that pisses all over constitutional rights! (TheHill)
Markets Plunge as Trump's Tariffs Spark Panic
Holy fucking shit! US stocks are in free fall after Trump's apocalyptic tariff bomb detonated across global markets! Dow futures plummeted a gut-wrenching 1,700 points Sunday evening, threatening a bloodbath when Monday's opening bell rings.
Wall Street's already hemorrhaging after losing a staggering 4,000 points Thursday and Friday. The raw panic is palpable as CNBC's Jim Cramer warns of another "Black Monday" meltdown – a spine-chilling 22% single-day collapse!
Meanwhile, Trump's economic goons spew bullshit about "one-time price adjustments" while investors vomit their portfolios. The air reeks of burning money as Trump smugly suggests buying this dumpster fire of a market while shrugging off the carnage like a sociopath watching Rome burn. (TheHill)
Trump Defends Tariffs Despite Market Bloodbath
Holy fucking shit! As markets crash into oblivion, Trump doubles down on his economic suicide mission, snarling that questions about plummeting stocks are "STUPID" while the Dow hemorrhages another 1,300 points in futures trading!
"I don't want anything to go down," he spits, before coldly adding, "sometimes you have to take medicine to fix something" – as if watching Americans' retirement accounts evaporate is just a bitter pill we should swallow!
Meanwhile, Europe and Asia are "dying to make deals" according to Trump's delusional rant, even as billionaire investors warn of impending recession. The air is thick with panic as Trump smugly declares "our country is stronger" while markets burn and his tariff sledgehammer crushes investors' hopes into bloody pulp! (TheHill)
Schiff Blasts Trump's Tariffs as Economic Self-Destruction
Holy fucking shit! Senator Adam Schiff just ripped Trump's economic policies to shreds, warning that we're barreling toward what will forever be branded the "TRUMP RECESSION" while that bastard golfs while retirement accounts burn to ash!
The raw fury in Schiff's voice is palpable as he describes the bleeding economy—farmers still scarred from the first round of tariff warfare, tourists fleeing America, and Canadians literally shipping US products back across the border like toxic waste!
Meanwhile, the Dow has nosedived a gut-wrenching 2,200 points as investors panic. The stench of economic death hangs thick in the air as Schiff condemns Trump's "completely self-destructive" tariffs that are strangling small businesses and setting fire to America's financial future. The most searing image? Trump swinging clubs while Americans watch their savings incinerate! (TheHill)
Trump Golfs as Markets Burn
Holy fucking shit! While the economy crashes and burns, Trump's out there swinging golf clubs like he doesn't have a goddamn care in the world! The video of him on the links dropped on Truth Social the same weekend markets nosedived a catastrophic 4,000 points after his tariff bomb!
The raw audacity is stomach-turning—Trump smacking balls around Jupiter, Florida for his "Senior Club Championship" while sending his Defense Secretary to receive the bodies of dead American soldiers at Dover. The stench of callous indifference hangs heavy in the air!
Meanwhile, furious Democrats like Senator Luján blast the president: "While Americans are trying to put food on the table, Trump's out playing golf!" But as Maggie Haberman coldly notes, this heartless bastard "stopped caring about certain optics" long ago. The image of Trump's carefree swing while retirement accounts incinerate perfectly captures his presidency's grotesque priorities! (TheHill)
Someone golfing with him needs to shove their club where the sun don't shine when he bends over like that.
Where's that grassy knoll shooter when we need him?