Morning Edition: The Shawshank Deflection

Trump's Fucking Tariff Nightmare Explodes: Global Markets in Freefall

Trump just lit the economic world on fire with his batshit crazy tariff blitz that's ripping through global markets like a goddamn hurricane. China's getting absolutely hammered with a mind-blowing 104% tariff sledgehammer while Beijing is losing their minds, swearing to "fight to the end" against what they're calling straight-up "blackmail." Dozens of other countries are getting screwed with tariffs between 11% and a brutal 50%.

"I know what the hell I'm doing," Trump barked at House Republicans, while the rest of the damn world watches in horror as stock markets plunge into the abyss. Economic experts are scared shitless, warning this clusterfuck could trigger runaway inflation, a full-blown recession, and absolute hell for businesses and families across America.

The auto industry i…