Musking Vivekna: The Government Sitcom

And why it will fail....epically

Oh boy, here we go again. Imagine, just for a second, Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy heading up the Department of Government Efficiency. Sounds badass to the CrypotBros and the Alt-riot dumbasses, right? A tech mogul and a biotech entrepreneur slicing through red tape like it’s warm butter.

Who the Fuck Are These 2 Idiots?

First up, we’ve got Elon Musk —the man, the myth, the TunnelFlinger McShitSnort. This dude’s idea of a good time includes launching cars into space and selling flamethrowers just because he can. As the big shot behind Tesla and SpaceX, Musk is the poster child for tech-driven chaos. And lets be fair, he is not even really technical. He just used family money to buy stuff he believed in. When he wasn’t busy making electric cars cool (although they really arent that cool) or sending rockets to space (Like Rocketman Un), he decided that LA traffic was so fucked up, he’d dig giant tunnels underneath the city. Seriously, when most of us get pissed off, we might rant on so…