One of the biggest conspiracy theories of the modern world is that Men Aren't A Piece of Shit (They Are Like This One), And Here is why

Wendy is now going to make it her life's work to call out all CHUD assholes on Substack.

Rohan Ghostwind

Is a real piece of shit, like most men. Id put him in the category of the Chud. What the fuck is a Chud you ask? Well, let me tell you.

A Social CHUD is a toxic parasite that latches onto communities like a goddamn leech, sucking the life out of every interaction. These basement-dwelling troglodytes crawl out of their fetid ass gaping holes to spew their rancid worldview all over everyone else's good time. The term CHUD—originally "Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller"—perfectly captures these subterranean shitstains who emerge blinking into civilized spaces only to contaminate them with their presence.

Picture this festering shitstain: they reek of unwashed desperation and expired energy drinks, physically repulsive in their deliberate slovenliness. Their breath could wilt flowers at twenty paces, a noxious cocktail of Mountain Dew, stale Cheetos, and rotting dental hygiene. Their presence makes skin crawl like insects are burrowing underneath. Greasy hair hangs in limp curtains around their pockmarked faces, while their clothes—stained with mysterious substances that definitely aren't ketchup—cling to their doughy frames like shrouds of failure.

But the real horror isn't their crusty exterior—it's the putrid bile they vomit into conversations. These walking cesspools turn every discussion into a battlefield, wielding their keyboards like rusty machetes to hack apart any semblance of civil discourse. They're intellectual arsonists who torch nuanced conversations with their flamethrowers of ignorance and malice.

These mouth-breathing cockroaches poison every space they contaminate with the efficiency of nerve gas. They turn welcoming communities into hostile wastelands, driving away decent people with their relentless toxicity. Like a cancer metastasizing through healthy tissue, they spread their hatred through forums, Discord servers, and social gatherings, leaving behind scorched earth where friendship once bloomed. Gaming guilds collapse, book clubs disband, hobby groups scatter to the winds—all because one festering CHUD decided to make their pathology everyone else's problem

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CHUDs weaponize their misery like suicide bombers of social interaction, hurling slurs and conspiracy theories like feces-covered stones at anyone who dares exist differently. They're emotional vampires who feed on chaos and suffering, literally masturbating to the destruction they cause. Their dopamine receptors have been so fried by years of trolling that only the screams of their victims provide any stimulation to their withered nervous systems.

The psychological warfare these human septic tanks wage is particularly insidious. They target the vulnerable—new members, marginalized voices, anyone showing genuine enthusiasm—and systematically demolish their confidence. They're bullying savants who can identify insecurities with surgical precision, then exploit them with the cruelty of a medieval torturer. They slide into DMs like digital predators, leaving trails of trauma in their wake.

Communities wither under their influence like flowers doused in acid. Members flee in exodus, conversations die like poisoned wells, and what was once vibrant becomes a graveyard of blocked accounts and abandoned servers. The CHUD sits alone in their conquered wasteland, surrounded by the digital corpses of what they've destroyed, wondering why nobody wants to play with them anymore.

These evolutionary dead-ends represent humanity's worst impulses concentrated into walking biological disasters. They're the human equivalent of a septic tank explosion during a heatwave: absolutely fucking revolting, impossible to ignore once encountered, and requiring hazmat suits to clean up the aftermath. They don't just ruin communities—they're malignant tumors on the social fabric itself, requiring immediate surgical removal before they metastasize further

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The only solution is swift, merciless excision from any healthy community before their rot spreads.