Pam Bondi as Attorney General? Fuck No

She’s a Dripping CoozeWaffle.

Here’s Why She’s the Worst Choice Possible.

Alright, let’s talk about Pam Bondi, the political equivalent of that one coworker who’s always screwing things up while somehow getting promoted. Now, she’s gunning for the top spot at the Department of Justice, but her track record and current stances are a goddamn disaster. Corruption, hypocrisy, pandering, and outright lies define her career. If you thought the DoJ had its problems now, just wait until she gets her hands on it.

Here’s why Bondi is the last person you’d want running the Justice Department.

1. Pam Bondi Lies Repeatedly Like a Bitch

Bondi’s entire career is built on bending the truth, and her recent confirmation hearing showed she’s still at it. She claimed she’s all about leading an independent Department of Justice (DoJ) and keeping politics out of prosecutions, but then turned right around …