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The Ultimate Battle of Space Messiahs with Daddy Issues

In one corner, we have the spice-huffing, blue-eyed prophet of Arrakis who can see the future and manipulate politics like a goddamn chess master. In the other corner, the whiny pod-racing prodigy turned genocidal space wizard who can't shut up about how much he hates sand. Let's get ready to witness the most epic battle between two of sci-fi's most powerful chosen ones!

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With Prep

The Setup

Paul "Muad'Dib" Atreides has spent a month studying the ways of the Force and Anakin's fighting style through his prescient visions. Meanwhile, Anakin "Darth Drama Queen" Skywalker has been consuming melange spice and learning about the Bene Gesserit fighting techniques. Both combatants are at their primeโ€”Paul after becoming the Kwisatz Haderach but before turning into a sandworm-hybrid, and Anakin before getting his ass barbecued on Mustafar.

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