Perception

This bonus content is brought to you by the spiders that live in my bathroom.

Authors Note: This article will talk about spiders. I will have pictures that are spoilered. Those pictures will be of jumping spiders with water droplet hats.

No, that tagline is not a joke. I have bathroom spiders. This afternoon, I saw one hiding behind the little space heater we keep in there because the heating/air unit doesn’t circulate the air that far. I greet my little roommate and tuck the heater in the way so the fuzz-beast will not be able to eat them. And I had a weird little thought.

So, to start off, I clearly love spiders. I have no fear. I have also read about spiders. A lot. Spiders are just the best.

Over the summer we were at a friends house. It was fairly early in the morning. Our friend had asked us to grab something from an outside storage unit. My spouse when to grab it and I just here, “Oh fuck.”

I ask what’s up, and he says there is a black widow in the case. Now, my friend has two small dogs and a cat, a few chronic conditions, and a wife with a bit of the sam…