Peter Hegseth’s Confirmation Hearing: Fartstain GOPFuckPuppet

Unfaithful, UnAmerican, and UnFucking Real..

A No-Bullshit Breakdown

Let’s dive headfirst into Peter Hegseth’s confirmation hearing. The guy walked in with more hot takes than a freshman philosophy major, and honestly, the spectacle was almost too much to process. So here’s the deal: Hegseth’s statements were wild, controversial, and full of contradictions. Buckle up, because this ride is gonna be as bumpy as his FBI background check.